Colorado: Hunter claims he was sexually assaulted by a sasquatch

Colorado: Hunter claims he was sexually assaulted by a sasquatch

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    Colorado: Hunter claims he was sexually assaulted by a sasquatch

    The 57-year old man was walking to his hunting cabin on Sunday, to see if it had suffered any damage during the winter.

    All of a sudden, a large “gorilla-like” creature dropped from a tree in front of him punched him in the face.

    While Mr. Whitaker was trying to recover from the attack, the large humanoid creature began to tear his clothes while letting out some terrifying howls
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    Colorado: Hunter claims he was sexually assaulted by a sasquatch ? World News Daily Report
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    Never believe a word spoken by someone with Velcro shoes - unless they are under 3 or over 90.

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    He was probably wearing something provocative and was just asking for it.

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    Did they do a rape kit on him?
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    ROTFL... The comments on this thread is why I like this forums.

    Finally a DNA sample of the hide-go-seek champion of the world.
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    when I seen that I wondered to my self......... would I have told anyone about getting cornholed by anyone much less bigfoot Colorado: Hunter claims he was sexually assaulted by a sasquatch-ugot-rff-168-03-jul-10.52.49.jpg
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    I lived in Colorado, it happens!
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    sasquatch was raped is more like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwo51 View Post
    sasquatch was raped is more like it.
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    Must of had a big sausage! Wonder if he used lube?
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