Careful now.....they suspend kids in school for stuff like that. (Sarcasm intended).
This reminds me of my grand daughter. When she was 8 she wanted to be a cop. I had her a badge wallet, ID and badge made for her. I made the mistake of giving her an old ticket book and printed some make believe tickets.
I got a ticket for EVERYTHING! The funniest ticket I got was for assault. I asked her if she even knew what assault was. Without missing a beat and still writing, she said "putting too much salt on your food". She ripped it off the pad and I had to pay the fine of eleventy billion dollars.
A glock and a 1911 are in a bar and the 1911 challenges the glock to a drinking contest. The glock laughs and says "YOU WONT MAKE IT PAST EIGHT ROUNDS"! Stupid i know. But it made me laugh when my nephew told it to me.