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Is that a pic of Humma Weiners?
 

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“Okay, yes .... Trump shouldn't call them
shithole countries.
A little respect is in order.
They are shithole nations ! ”

~ ~ ~ Ann Coulter ~ ~ ~
 

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So....
All that bullshit you heard about Brady Playing and Wining the NFC Championships with 4 stitches in his throwing hand...Completely FAKE NEWS!!!

He was having a 6th finger sewn on for his 6th SUPERBOWL Ring!!! Braha, ha, ha, ha!!!
I know, I know......haters gonna hate. Fuck em!!!

LOOSERS hate Winners like the Pats. Tough Shit.:D:D Greatest Quarterback in the History of the game! And, Even the Great ones would say so.
 

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A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, from England, Wales, and Ireland, were walking past and
felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said, 'No,'
so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,'
so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Irish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked laddie?
The man broke into a big smile and said, 'no'.
She said, 'Aye ... ya will be when the tide comes in.'
 

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[video=youtube;SATNtURCy-M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SATNtURCy-M[/video]
 

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After my recent Prostate Exam, which was the most thorough I've ever had, the Doctor left and the nurse came in.

As she shut the door, she asked me a question I didn't want to hear

She said
"Who Was That Guy?"
 
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After my recent Prostate Exam, which was the most thorough I've ever had, the Doctor left and the nurse came in.

As she shut the door, she asked me a question I didn't want to hear

She said
"Who Was That Guy?"
[video=youtube;RbKMci5jIKw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbKMci5jIKw[/video]
 

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In case you are having a rough day, here's a stress management technique
recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is
that it really does work and will make you smile.



1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over
a crystal clear stream.



2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.



3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.



4. No one knows your secret place.



5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the World.



6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade
of serenity.



7. The water is so clear you can make out the face of the Democrat you are
holding underwater.



See, it worked. You're smiling. You feel better already. Have a great
day!!!!
 

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I know it's late notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Minneapolis. They're box seats and he paid $3,500/ticket, which includes the ride to and from the airport, lunch, dinner, a $400.00 bar tab and a pass to the winners locker room after the game. What he didn't realize when he bought them last year was that it's on the same day as his wedding. If you're interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.

It's at St. Paul's Church at 3 p.m. Her name is Ashley, she's 5'4", 115lbs., a good cook, loves to fish and hunt and will clean your truck. She'll be the one in the white dress.
 
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After 60 years together a couple wanted to celebrate;

Their three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.

"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed Son No. 1. 'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."

"Not to worry," said the father. "Important thing is we're all together today."

Son No. 2 arrived. "You and Mom look great. Dad, I just flew in from Montreal between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you."

“It’s nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."

Just then the daughter arrived "Hello and happy anniversary! Sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."

After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's some-thing your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time.

You see, we were really poor, but we managed to send each of you to college.

Through the years your mother and I knew we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."

The three children gasped and said, "WHAT? You mean we're bastards?"

"Yep," said the father, "Cheap ones, too. .. ."
 

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Our hero Little Johnny strikes again . . .

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.'

The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate,' so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'


The teacher sat down and cried.
 

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