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Three ******** were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someone should tell his wife.



Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'



Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'


'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.


'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'

'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'

******** are good at sensitive stuff.
 

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Snatch Wars! Like Bricktop in Snatch? How about in Star Wars?

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For all you abortion loving libtard, gun toting, democrAp ignofuks. The truth sucks, don't it??


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Three **** were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someone should tell his wife.



Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'



Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'


'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.


'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'

'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'

**** are good at sensitive stuff.
:unsure:Let me see if the software is turning ******* into asterisks.
 
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